Club Fang

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

kazi-is-amazing:

Planning a story

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Actually writing a story

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Be the one who nurtures and builds. Be the one who has an understanding and forgiving heart. Be the one who looks for the best in people. Leave people better than you found them.
[Marvin J. Ashton] (via creatingaquietmind)

by Ned Axthelm

The Evil Dead - Sam Raimi’s low budget camera rigs

It’s important for little girls to know not every story has to be a love story and for boys to know that soldiers aren’t the only ones to triumph in war.
Guilermo Del Toro - How Pacific Rim saved his life

“I wanted to show that men and women can be friends without having a relationship,” says del Toro of the relationship between the two main characters Mako (played by Japanese actress Rinko Kikuchi) and Raleigh (“Sons of Anarchy” star Charlie Hunnam). “Theirs is a story about partnership, equality and a strong bond between partners. It’s important for little girls to know not every story has to be a love story and for boys to know that soldiers aren’t the only ones to triumph in war.”

Nice article, worth a read. (via nudityandnerdery)
precociouspublisher:

randomhouse:

betterbooktitles:

Another important message from @DanWilbur 

Books are books are books. As long as you’re reading, we’re a happy House.

Books of every shape and form are here to stay!

precociouspublisher:

randomhouse:

betterbooktitles:

Another important message from @DanWilbur

Books are books are books. As long as you’re reading, we’re a happy House.

Books of every shape and form are here to stay!

creativewritingadelphi:

incidentalcomics:

Styles of Writing

awesome way of looking at things. Keep writing!

wrcillustration:

Bierstadt with Holes (detail), 2007 by Valerie Hegarty http://ift.tt/Q8jMt1

wrcillustration:

Bierstadt with Holes (detail), 2007 by Valerie Hegarty http://ift.tt/Q8jMt1